Because we ate too much in places like the Tokyo Park Hyatt
Now we eat vegetables and fish all day long
So unlike the days we were still in Hong Kong
So far I've lost 10 pounds and L has lost 15
We're on our way to becoming healthy and lean!
Eating no carbs has been like battling a lion in an arena
But we don't care, we want to look like Brangelina!
Alas, however, the holidays are arriving
And our appetites we cannot continue depriving
In Italy and Morocco we will begin again to feast
And we gain back 10 and 15 again, at least